I sometimes use humor to get a point across as well as make people think. And I think it helps cut the a stress a bit. I am not insensitive to real human suffering but when there are psychopaths in charge it’s laugh or cry.

So without apology- here are my Top 10 Reasons I am looking forward to FEMA Camp.

10). You will be around other believers – but this time they won’t think you are crazy to talk about FEMA camp.
9) This will actually be less stressful than entering a Wal Mart when they were just a regular store
8.) I don’t have to diet at all – in fact I should perhaps put on some weight so I don’t have to watch what I eat from now on
7) in one moment I am delivered from my coffee, junk food, and Cell phone addictions- well in a few days for the detox and in a few hours for my phone to die
6) Never have to worry about Paying the Bills
5) With no WiFi my Facebook career can come to an end
4) Unlike the Concentration Camps you probably will rarely see the guards and they will expect you to check yourself out anyway
3) You know somewhere in the back room is a big box of mislabeled toilet paper
2) It will be like church but people won’t have pro sports to talk about so we might actually talk about Jesus when we gather around Christians
1) All the benefits of going to jail but you can bring your family!